The Awesomeness That Is RD - 1

Today is the laziest day I have ever experienced. I woke up at 10 - which is late for me; I usually wake up around 7 on weekends - and slept for three hours this afternoon. The air seems thick and everyone appears to be moving in slowww motiooonnn. 
But, today's post i going to be the opposite of boring. Because...today is going to be about the AWESOMENESS THAT IS RD.
You see, me, being extremely bored and very tired, logged into gtalk. While on gtalk, I was talking to my friend RD, while staring at the blank new-blog-post-page. He suggested I blog about either a)cricket or b) the awesomeness that is Ritish Desai.
Honestly? I do NOT want to blog about cricket. But the awesomeness that is Ritish Desai? Sure. That's something I want to blog about!


So. The Awesomeness That Is RD.
Let's see. RD. He's pretty awesome. He's kind of like a similar, toned-down version of Barney Stinson. If you don't know who Barney Stinson is, you don't deserve to be reading this blog.
This is what he just said a few minutes ago - "IVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT

I SWEAR

ITS LIKE

WHOOOSH

INTO MY HEAD

AND IM LIKE

BANGGGG....POW....BOOOM

AND

BEFORE U KNOW IT

MY HEADS IN THOUSANDS OF PIECES"

That, is how awesome he is. 

He is currently planning to include me and Lea into a song. He's trying to get the band to play at school, and me and Lea are flute players, like him. (Although Lea and I are just beginners, me more so, because I keep missing music club. Which is not my fault. At all.) So he's trying to teach me these notes on IM, which isn't very easy. 

This is how he tried. -

"can u play e? 

top e

like

see

its just e

but 1 octave higher?

get it?"

And, when I did not get it -

"ok

see

u start with the a i told u

and keep going up

untill u reach e

so its

ure pinky

and ring finger

wil be up

all the other holes are covered

see

ill tell u why

cause

i found a part for ull in chasing cars

where ull can play the basic melody

like

the

ta na ta na

u get what im saying right?

(plz say yes or itll seem like im weird)"

Don't worry RD, weird is another word for awesome, remember? 

Anyway, I said yes. I did kind of get it. Slightly. Oh well. He said he would show me the notes on Monday, so that's good then. 

So, RD just asked me if I finished my bog post. I said I didn't, and he said "good, cause its not possible to write about my awesomeness in such a short period of time"

I have to agree with him! 

Unfortunately, because of how tired I am, I cannot think of anymore awesome things about RD. Which is shocking, because normal days, I would be furiously shouting, or in my case, typing, "RD IS SUCH A STUUUDDD." But this is all I have come up with today.

Don't worry, I am not done yet.

I am done for today, though.

I think I'm going to go sleep.